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[ There has been alcohol. There are very little clothes involved because it's essentially a beach party. And Milly has now been sitting on his lap moving and wriggling around for quite a while. Gintoki's starting to get flustered, and ... affected.
And then she nudges that budding boner with her ass, and he flinches with a hitched breath. Shit. She probably felt that one. ]
A-ah, Milly--
[ There has been alcohol. There are very little clothes involved because it's essentially a beach party. And Milly has now been sitting on his lap moving and wriggling around for quite a while. Gintoki's starting to get flustered, and ... affected.
And then she nudges that budding boner with her ass, and he flinches with a hitched breath. Shit. She probably felt that one. ]
A-ah, Milly--
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Not exactly... I thought I'd be on my best behaviour today. [not like this isn't pretty damn good, but it wasn't the intention.] I didn't think I'd need anything, but [oh god, what a terrible way to go about this] you're clean, right?
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[ He's not asking outright, but are you on the pill, then. You better be on the pill.
Or he could put it in the backdoor. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]
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[she smiles for a moment, then sighs. there's no need for these questions, of course, but no one's really tested this out, have they?
she scrunches up her mouth, glancing back to him.] I think we'll be alright. [besides, animes don't get pregnant.]
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Well ... She did say she's up for anything. ]
There's one way to be completely sure.
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[she laughs, lifting herself off him a bit.]
Unless you're into that.
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And if I am?
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[there's another roll of her hips, and she pouts.]
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His breath hitches, and he grinds his teeth together for a moment. ]
It's ... not ... Oi, aren't you still really young? Shouldn't be so reckless.
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[there's a glint of determination in her eyes, and she grinds hard against him, dragging the motion out.]
Age doesn't matter when I've got all the experience I need.
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[ Oi, she seriously has to stop that??
THOUGH SUDDENLY he looks. Concerned. And puts a hand on her chest - above the breasts, thanks - and pushes her back a little. ]
Oi, you're not, right? You're at least twenty, right?
[ That's what she looks like so. She is, right?? ]
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I'll be twenty-two in a month. That's not too young, is it? [it's like meeting the height requirements for roller coasters...]
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scowls and huffs. ]
Oi, don't laugh at me. I'm being responsible! And I'm drunk. I should get a reward.
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You'll get an excellent reward. Better than this. I promise.
[there's a bit of disappointment that he's drunk, though, and now it's her turn to be responsible.]
But... I don't want to do anything if you're not mostly sober. Or at least halfway. What if you wouldn't do this sober, hmm?
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Now that's not fair. ]
I'm no drunker than you.
[ If he was that drunk, she would know. ]
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But I wasn't that drunk to start with! You had more, too. [maybe. or maybe she's just bullshitting.]
But if you'd do this without alcohol-- and you have to promise me you would!-- then we're in the clear.
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[ This is the kind of thing he'd imagine doing. One of those women he'd never think he could possibly score. It's like a dream come true.
Would he like to jump at the opportunity sober? Yes, he would. Would he have the guts? Thaaaat's another matter ... Could he even get it up? Good question. He has never had sex sober. But would he like to? Well. ]
I'd probably dream about it, you know.
If you want it, I do too.
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The dream won't be as good, though. It's the real deal you want.
[did he fluster her a little bit? weird. biting at her bottom lip, she faces him and nods.]
I wouldn't be sitting in your lap like this if I didn't want it at least a little bit. But I want it so much more than that.
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Don't see why.
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[ He rubs at the back of his head, and clears his throat. ]
I mean. That doesn't happen a lot.
[ Because he's a mess. Usually he's a lot more drunk than this and people probably find him annoying, unless they're equally as drunk and then all the gets the morning after is a lot of regret. This is ... different.
Not that he's complaining. ]
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[she winks to him, then brushes his hair away from his eyes gently. if he's rarely had a woman be into him, or show him affection, then by god, she's going to make up for as much of that as she can. it's absolutely criminal to let a man so handsome and kind (in his own way) be underappreciated.
she stares at him for a moment, the blush fading from her face, trying to see how he doesn't land women constantly. nope, can't find it. with that, her resolve intensifies.]
But I can't show you here. [not unless they feel like being lynched. she slides off of his lap and stands up, adjusting herself, and checking out her damage. and there it is, The Boner. score.]
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He even twists a little as she just looks at him like that. What?
Then finally she's moving, which is good because he was thinking he might just burst soon. And then she has to look down like that, and a blush spreads rapidly on his cheeks. Well. Order's restored.
He huffs, and pushes himself onto his feet too. Carefully. Because boner, and she's been sitting on him for a while now. All steady? Okay. Good. ]
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Here. Use this. [she holds the fabric out to him, and nods.] You won't look like you're hiding something with it if you drape it right.
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Okay but ]
How?
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well, it... almost did? she takes the bottom corners and ties them with the top ones, and while he looks a little bit stupid, it does what it needs to. he's got a saucy leg slit going on, at least.]
It's not... perfect. But now we match! [isn't that cute.] Besides, it'll only be for a little bit. [she grins, and takes his hand, leading him away from their seat.]
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He's definitely walking a little funny. That boner is rubbing all weirdly against his pants. Uncomfortable. ]
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idk what i'm doing here
i also have no clue. but that's normal for me. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE
I never write het porn? And when I do it's very little eating out?
that's not a bad excuse. carry on.
fumbles blindly